my phone corrected cisgender to dishwasher. makes you think
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
my dash is arasol and we all know why
mmm……… white flour starchy inedible msg sodium noodles…. get inside me
mind you there is 1 block of tofu and like 1kg of spinach and peas and corn walloped in there
my entire body is saying “oh god, please no more food. this isn’t even sustinence. stop. please. 1 vegetable” and i just eat fricking ramen go kim