givemeinternet:

The Legend

givemeinternet:

The Legend

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

gaypee:


but do it quickly.

gaypee:

but do it quickly.

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

queerhound:

gender-wizard:

O O O O O F F COA UR S E ITT S S AN ARRRNGE E E I juS T TOOO L L D YOU IT S AN AR RRN G E

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pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

lukaara:

megucaswithplugsuits:

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

STOP

lukaara:

megucaswithplugsuits:

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

STOP

im-horngry:

Ice Lollies - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Ice Lollies - As Requested!