modelsandstuff:

Dior Homme SS11 SetPH: Alfredo Piola

boypart:

my phone corrected cisgender to dishwasher. makes you think

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

my dash is arasol and we all know why

mmm……… white flour starchy inedible msg sodium noodles…. get inside me

mind you there is 1 block of tofu and like 1kg of spinach and peas and corn walloped in there

my entire body is saying “oh god, please no more food. this isn’t even sustinence. stop. please. 1 vegetable” and i just eat fricking ramen go kim